I solemnly swear that I am up to...
Kirk: Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.
Entire Cinema: Aw, shit.
officerlollipop:

suckatcod:

Get away from me you little fuck

this is the most precious thing ive ever seen

officerlollipop:

suckatcod:

Get away from me you little fuck

this is the most precious thing ive ever seen

Benedict’s physique in Star Trek:

Benedict Beefybatch

anothermindpalace:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

i-ship-an-armada:

dudeufugly:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s deleted shower scene in Star Trek Into Darkness

OooOOOOoooohhhhhhMMMMYYyyyyGGGGOOOoooddddddd!

MOTHER FUCKING SCREAMING

Sbsjwvshqhavsuzvsjsh

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

radiotook:

demonicdjkitty:

tempella:

Full cast

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! BILLY FUCKING CONNOLLY?!?

AND GOD DAMN! BEORN LOOKS GOOD!

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!!!!!! I AM JUST

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THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW PERFECT THIS CAST CONTINUES TO BE

WHAT BILLY CONNOLLY WHAAAT?!!?

smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

  • The double fist shake
  • The naughty kitten
  • The cultural appropriation
  • The self bitch slap
  • The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
  • The nipple hardener
  • The sweaty declaration of self
  • The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

thebeardoffriendship:

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

*sending them a link to nicholas cage
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My friend thebeardoffriendship is the worst kind of friend

othartryggvassen:

cthulhu:

celebrate-the-magic:

poison-ninja:

i-am-momo-senpai:

This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY FREAKING LORD

HOLY FUCK 

oh.

cumberbuddy:

newdisaster:

WAIT

GUYS?

I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS TO BAD GUYS IN MOVIES

THEY DIE

GUYS

GUYS

STAR TREK

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I FORGOT BAD GUYS DIE

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B e n e d i c t  w h y 

GUYS HE DIDN’T DIE! YESSS